Week 16 is here and we realized it’s been 4 months-wow!
A little refresher: TB=The Bull (Richard), FFTB=Foxy Father to Be (Richard), FBA=Foster Baby A, FBB=Foster Baby B, Mother Hen (muaw)
The babies are the size of an avocado. Last week it was an apple so your first thought is that an avocado is smaller than apple.
The Mullet and bowl:
As an expectant mom I lay in bed and wonder what will my unborn children look like? Will they have red or brown hair, blue or brown eyes, pale or pale skin, thick or thin hair, and what if my kid comes out a different ethnicity?!?!? They were conceived in a dish so there is always the possibility. I told TB this and his response was the following: “Well at least I would know you were not messing around.” Rest assured I can promise them that with all the things that are not in my control one thing I can make sure of and it is this. I promise to never give them a mullet or a bowl hair cut.

So I decided to take us back to 1984; the year of the mullet and the bowl. You just never know what can happen when your child has a mullet for example: In 1984 I was on a tire swing (a homemade swing where they would tie a rope to a tire). The recess started out great I was swinging and spinning and having a great time. Then it happened, the worst thing that could happen. My mullet got twisted up in the rope. I was helpless, hanging on for my mullets life twisted up in the rope screaming for my life. Then I saw the teacher running at me with a pair of scissors. The only way to my rescue was to cut my hair out of the rope for my freedom. There I was with a huge round bald spot in my mullet for months. On to the bowl cut, such a strange cut, one I just don’t understand. Can you imagine a grown man with a bowl? In ways it’s a great cut. If you want to braid it, push it back with a headband, give the hair a tail, or a little blow dryer action for a
Jersey shore blow out it’s fabulous. I sometimes wonder if FFTB and I both had these cuts in the year 2010 would we get double takes.

The Chair:
Yes the recliner that now resides in my bedroom next to our bed. After months of no sleep, aches, and pains I decided to steal Andy’s recliner out from under him. Little did I know that Alissa has been plotting to get rid of this chair for months. She kept saying it’s the best thing for your back, I slept in it for 9 months, I promise this is the cure all for the aches and pains. Sunday I blindsided Andy by asking if he would be home for us to come get his chair. As we picked up the chair poor Andy sat on the floor with his remote control where his chair once sat. So this is my shout out and thank you to Andy because both TB and I slept fabulous every night since we stole it. TB had the bed to himself without me interrupting his sleep by tossing and turning all night long. I of course slept like a baby in my new chair. Let’s all just hope my water does not brake in Andy’s football watching chair.

As always thank you for your kind words, thoughts, and prayers. Goal: 36 weeks, healthy babies, and uterus.
Mother Hen and Foxy Father to Be
How Your Baby is Growing:
Get ready for a growth spurt. In the next few weeks, your baby will double his weight and add inches to his length. Right now, he's about the size of an avocado: 4 1/2 inches long (head to rump) and 3 1/2 ounces. His legs are much more developed, his head is more erect than it has been, and his eyes have moved closer to the front of his head. His ears are close to their final position, too. The patterning of his scalp has begun, though his locks aren't recognizable yet. He's even started growing toenails. And there's a lot happening inside as well. For example, his heart is now pumping about 25 quarts of blood each day, and this amount will continue to increase as your baby continues to develop. 16 WEEKS- FRATERNAL TWINS